Brilliant turkey salt & pepper shakers via UsedVictoria.com

Today my mother asked me, “Have you bought your Thanksgiving turkey yet?” To which I responded, “Uh…no. Thanksgiving is weeks away.” Wrong answer. If you believe the hype (my mother) all the turkeys in Canada are probably sold out by now. She bought hers two weeks ago. I suspect she’s being a bit alarmist, but she’s managed to terrify into braving the butcher shop tonight after work. Now all I have to do is convince my neighbour to let me take up some space in her deep-freeze…